New diseases, drugs

Published 3:00 pm Friday, June 25, 2010

The Centers for Voter Disease Control has issued a warning about a new strain of this old voter disease. It’s called Gonorrhea Lectim. It is pronounced “Gonna re-elect ’em” and it is a terrible obamanation.

Many voters contracted it in 2008. Most voters, after having been infected with it for the past year and a half, are realizing how costly and destructive this voter sickness can be.

Good news?

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It can be treated.

There is a new voter drug just coming out called votemout. It is pronounced “vote ’em out.” You take it on July 20, Sept. 21 and Nov. 2 of 2010.

That should cure it. This “Votemout” voter drug was successfully tested in Virginia , New Jersey and Massachusetts with excellent voter results.

Thought for today: “Let’s start living the constitution.”

Guy BarberBainbridge, Ga.